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| Mitt Romney Meme: 1916 |
Smart Phone
We made another new real t-shirt. This one is entitled "Smart Phone", because well...he's a smart phone. I mean he's got glasses and a derby hat, plus a friggin' boutonniere.
Poda Sopinski:
Here's a Mike Tyson's Punch-Out tribute to Russia's favorite 8-bit fighter, Soda Popinski. We're calling him Poda Sopinkski from Wike Fyson's Out-Punch because we're always original here.
Stay Gray: The Pro-Anti-Environment Tshirt UPDATED
Tired of all the go green talk? Tired of all the global warming talk? Well show them you're not falling for that trash. You're here to keep it real, Industrial Revolution style! And what better way to do this by showing off your brand new "Stay Gray" t-shirt.
I Make Tapes: UPDATED
Decided to create a real tshirt (despite our namesake) using the cassette deck my grandfather gave me years ago. No rhyme or reason behind it, just an homage to the days of old when music was swapped via tapes, not mp3s.
Pidnts:
We got bored and made a real Fake Tshirt. This is a new spin on an old one we did. The original was Stup!d, this one is pidnts. Same shirt, different font, one-eightyed.
Make Love Not War 2.0: UPDATED
Time to update a classic slogan with a t-shirt featuring high tech weaponry. We may not have another Vietnam upon us, but it's still a dicey situation and I'll leave it at - I'd rather we not be fighting than fighting.
Alphabet Man:
To celebrate the relaunch of our website, the folks at faketshirt.com have made a new real tshirt. After watching Jean-Michel Basquiat: The Radiant Child, we decided to collaborate on a real think piece. No one's saying we're going to strike it big, but in anticipation we're all buying yachts.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Mitt Romney Meme: 1916
Rule No.1 in politics...don't mention 1916 unless talking about Motorhead
Monday, October 22, 2012
Horses & Bayonets Meme
Binders full of women are so last week. Horses & Bayonets are now what's hot during the 2012 Presidential Election.
While it was only touched upon briefly during the debate, I'm surprised Mitt Romney didn't go after President Barak Obama's admittance that he's using less horses in the military.
Horses are people too, but fuck bayonets...they're dicks.
While it was only touched upon briefly during the debate, I'm surprised Mitt Romney didn't go after President Barak Obama's admittance that he's using less horses in the military.
"You mention the Navy, for example, and the fact that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets. We have these things called aircraft carriers and planes land on them. We have ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines. It's not a game of Battleship where we're counting ships, it's 'What are our priorities?'"
Horses are people too, but fuck bayonets...they're dicks.
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| Horses & Bayonets Meme |
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
1988 Heathers: I Love My Dead Gay Son TShirt
In honor of Bravo TV's news that they are developing a new scripted series based on the 1988 Cult-classic, Heathers, we decided to get an early jump and produce a real fake t-shirt, entitled "I Love my dead gay son".
Long live Sherwood, Ohio!
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| 1988 Heathers: I Love My Dead Gay Son T-Shirt |
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
R.I.P. Eugene Polley, Inventor of the Remote Control
Eugene Polley, inventor of the remote control, and arguably the greatest man to ever live passed away May 20th.
Polley will be remembered as the man who allowed you to watch B-movies on Cinemax and then quickly flip back to sports when you're wife walked in.
The man who gave you the power to make decisions and scratch your nuts at the same time, while possibly drinking a beer.
And the man who let you once watch picture-in-picture while getting a blow job from your high school sweetheart.
We salute you Eugene with our favorite meme character: Scum Bag Steve.
Polley will be remembered as the man who allowed you to watch B-movies on Cinemax and then quickly flip back to sports when you're wife walked in.
The man who gave you the power to make decisions and scratch your nuts at the same time, while possibly drinking a beer.
And the man who let you once watch picture-in-picture while getting a blow job from your high school sweetheart.
We salute you Eugene with our favorite meme character: Scum Bag Steve.
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| R.I.P. Eugene Polley, Inventor of the Remote Control |
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Oklahoma City Thunder Meme
Apparently the Wild West in still in effect in Oklahoma City. Shortly after kicking the Los Angeles Lakers to the curb, the OKC Thunder fans took to the streets and just started shooting the fuck out of people.
No word yet on Metta World Peace's involvement with the shootings.
No word yet on Metta World Peace's involvement with the shootings.
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| Oklahoma City Thunder Meme |
Thursday, May 17, 2012
John Travolta Meme via Scumbag Steve
Oh John Travolta. You and your sinful for ways are in the news for doing many many perpetrated gay sex acts.
Now there's nothing wrong with wanting to blow you friend Kenickie, but at least finish.
Now there's nothing wrong with wanting to blow you friend Kenickie, but at least finish.
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| John Travolta Meme via Scumbag Steve |
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Real T-Shirt: Smart Phone
We made another new real t-shirt. This one is entitled "Smart Phone", because well...he's a smart phone. I mean he's got glasses and a derby hat, plus a friggin' boutonniere.
Buy it on Zazzle or we'll rape more goats!
Buy it on Zazzle or we'll rape more goats!
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| Smart Phone |
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Scumbag Steve Meme: North Carolina Gay Marriage
I just don't understand why people routinely vote against gay marriage, like the majority of voters did in North Carolina yesterday. Why bother spending your time trying to outlaw something that doesn't pertain to you? (Assuming gays didn't vote against themselves, of course)
The hypocrisy of the matter is that people who voted against gay marriage would go to great lengths if a bill banning their own liberty was threatened.
If you're black, female, left-handed, Muslim or like getting blow-jobs, etc be careful for what you vote for. You may be next.
The hypocrisy of the matter is that people who voted against gay marriage would go to great lengths if a bill banning their own liberty was threatened.
If you're black, female, left-handed, Muslim or like getting blow-jobs, etc be careful for what you vote for. You may be next.
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| Scumbag Steve Meme: North Carolina Gay Marriage |
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Homer Simpson Meme: Past Instances
Here's a Simpsons meme for a random rainy day. It's also one of my favorite lines.
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Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. |
Friday, May 4, 2012
Concussion Meme: RIP Junior Seau
It's a shame about former San Diego Charger, Miami Dolphin and New England Patriot, Junior Seau. Found with a gunshot wound to the chest, Seau was the apparent victim of a suicide.
There's now a lot of debate about whether concussions are to blame for things such as depression. Who knows, but one thing we do know is that the risk of dick coaches forcing players to play, like the coach in Varsity Blues still exist.
There's now a lot of debate about whether concussions are to blame for things such as depression. Who knows, but one thing we do know is that the risk of dick coaches forcing players to play, like the coach in Varsity Blues still exist.
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| Concussion Meme: RIP Junior Seau |
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